CONFLICT ELEVATIONTT–001FROM $24,995
The High Ground™
For the man who says he's above all this, but still wants to remain within shouting distance.
SPECIALIZED BEYOND REASON.
Somebody
had to
build it.
Actually, nobody did. But you had a very specific problem, a truck, and access to money.
Find your terrible trailer +REAL COMMITMENT.QUESTIONABLE APPLICATIONS.
FIELD-TESTED*TT–001
THE HIGH GROUND™
Be the bigger person.
By approximately 18 feet.
OVERBUILT.UNDERJUSTIFIED.HITCH-READY.COMMON-SENSE OPTIONAL.
01 / THE HIGHLY SPECIALIZED LINEUP
There's a trailer
for that?
There wasn't.
Then Terry answered the phone.
CONFLICT ELEVATION
LUNCH LOGISTICSTT–002FROM $18,450
The Footlong Haul™
A dedicated transport system for one 36-foot sub. Because admitting the deli’s biggest sub is only six feet long would raise uncomfortable questions about the other thirty feet of trailer.
RESIDENTIAL RETALIATIONTT–003FROM $32,900
The HOAway™
Take your entire front yard somewhere the committee can't hurt it. Includes one structurally unnecessary flamingo provision.
THE BACK LOT
It gets more specific.
Small production runs.
Usually one. Occasionally an apology.
02 / A MAN. A WELDER. NO FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS.
Bad ideas.
Excellent welds.
Other builders ask, “What's the market for this?”
Terry asks, “How wide is your gate?”
Terry.
FOUNDER / FABRICATOR / REASON FOR THE MEETING“A fella wanted to move his koi pond without telling the fish. We lost money on that one. Fish never knew.”
01
Built around your problem.Even if your problem is predominantly you.
02
No judgment in the quote.It is itemized separately.
03
We stand behind our work.Except when you're backing it up.
03 / PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS TO THEIR SPOUSES
“Three shops said no. Terry said, ‘I've already got the axle.’ That should've worried me.”
“The sandwich arrived in better shape than our marriage.”
04 / CUSTOM FABRICATION
Your problem.
Our next
poor decision.
If your idea starts with “Hear me out,”
you're in the right place.
NO EMAIL REQUIRED.
TERRY'S COMPLICATED ENOUGH.
TERRY'S COMPLICATED ENOUGH.
BEFORE YOU ASK
Reasonable questions.
Unreasonable answers.
Is it street legal?
Terry would prefer you ask whether it's street memorable. Any actual road-going design would need proper engineering and compliance review. Terry's confidence is not a certification.
What can my truck tow?
Terry is more interested in what your marriage can withstand. Check your vehicle's actual tow ratings before moving anything heavier than this conversation.
Do you offer financing?
We accept the phrase “I'll figure it out” as a warning sign, not a payment method. The bank asked us to stop sending them drawings.
Can you build something normal?
We tried a utility trailer in 2019. It developed a retractable witness stand before delivery. We no longer make promises in that area.