About SoftBoulders

SoftBoulders is a comedy collection built around fictional businesses, absurd products and spectacularly questionable corporate advice.

The consulting claims, company stories, product offers and testimonials are satire. These pages are entertainment, not actual shops, professional advice or endorsements by the people and organizations they reference. Simulated carts and checkout jokes do not create real orders.

The collection combines original writing, interactive jokes and generated artwork. Real third-party advertisements are labeled separately and are not fictional product listings or endorsements by SoftBoulders.

Who makes SoftBoulders

SoftBoulders is created and directed by Nathan, an industrial-controls project manager whose familiarity with procurement, project reporting and corporate optimism has become a recurring editorial problem. He sets the concepts, characters and direction of the collection.

Writing, artwork and review

AI tools assist with drafting, coding and illustration. The collection develops its own company premises, stories, dialogue and Office Geology characters. Generated artwork is illustrative, not evidence that the businesses or products exist. Reported drawing errors are corrected, including the occasional consultant with more hands than the staffing plan permits.

News commentary links to the underlying announcements and distinguishes their facts from SoftBoulders’ invented response. When an article uses an earlier event or project date, its actual publication date is recorded separately. The science desks cite primary research and official guidance, and distinguish those sources from their narrators’ opinions.

Publication checks cover source links, captions, artwork files, disclosure destinations, readable layouts and interactive behavior. A passing file check cannot settle whether a joke works. That remains a matter for readers, editorial judgment and the person who notices the floating pencil.

Corrections and permissions

Use the contact page to report a factual error, broken feature, drawing problem or unclear qualification. Include the page URL and what needs attention. Permissions and business inquiries use the same address. Corrections are reviewed and material revisions are recorded in the relevant project or article history.

Contact

For questions, business inquiries, permissions or site issues, visit the SoftBoulders contact page.

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