GET WHIPPED HOME SAFELY

When you're too drunk to drive, let our charioteers whip you home in style!

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OUR SERVICES

Standard Chariot

Our basic chariot pulled by 2 electric scooters. Comes with one complimentary whip per ride.

VIP Chariot

4 scooters for extra speed! Includes premium leather seats and unlimited whipping.

Roman Emperor

6 scooters and your own personal charioteer who will whip continuously while shouting Latin phrases.

HOW IT WORKS

Get Drunk

Enjoy your night out and drink responsibly (or irresponsibly, we don't judge).

Request Chariot

Open the app and request your chariot. Our system will match you with the nearest charioteer.

Get Whipped Home

Hop in and enjoy the ride! Feel free to whip the scooters for extra speed.

Arrive Safely

We'll get you home safely, no matter how many times you've fallen out of the chariot.

Whip Rating System

Rate your charioteer based on their whipping technique! Our 5-star system evaluates:

Whip Speed

Whip Sound

Speed Boost

Charioteer Drama

Fun Factor

SAFETY FIRST (KIND OF)

Our Safety Measures

All chariots come with seatbelts (though no one ever uses them)
Optional helmets available (they look ridiculous with togas)
Charioteers carry vomit bags (but they're just grocery bags)
Scooters have speed governors (set to "ludicrous speed")
All charioteers complete a rigorous 15-minute training course

Disclaimer

Whip & Ride is not responsible for any chariot-related injuries, embarrassment, loss of dignity, or sudden urges to conquer Gaul. By using our service, you agree that falling out of a moving chariot is hilarious for everyone except you. Please whip responsibly.

PREMIUM WHIPS

Upgrade your whipping experience with our premium selection of chariot whips. Each comes with its own personality and sound effects!

Basic Whip

Standard issue. Gets the job done with a satisfying "CRACK!"

Royal Whip

Bedazzled with fake gems. Makes a "SWOOSH-POW!" sound.

Flame Whip

LED lights make it look like it's on fire. "WHOOSH-BOOM!" sound.

WHIP THEM ALL!

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

John D.

"I fell out of the chariot three times and it was still the best ride home ever! 10/10 would get whipped again."

Sarah B.

"My charioteer Marcus was amazing! He kept yelling 'TALLY HO!' and whipping like his life depended on it. Got me home in record time."

Mike R.

"I don't remember much of the ride, but I woke up with a whip in my hand and a big smile on my face. Service was excellent!"

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