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TIRED OF SHIRTS THAT FIT LIKE BIDEN'S BORDER POLICY?

Our shirts are measured by patriots, for patriots. Made in the USA or Italy. Sure, there’s a tariff on Italian goods, but that’s just the price of doing business with a country that eventually picked the right side in World War II.

MADE IN USA OR ITALY
CUSTOM FREEDOM-FITâ„¢ SIZING
COLLAR REINFORCEMENT
NO STRETCH ZONES

FREEDOM-FITâ„¢ TECHNOLOGY

Patriot Oxford
NEW

PATRIOT OXFORD

Built for working-class shoulders and strong opinions. Freedom-fitâ„¢ collar reinforced for yelling at Libs.

$76.00
Founding Father Flannel
BEST SELLER

FOUNDING FATHER FLANNEL

For manly lumberjacks and the occasional AR-15 sling. No soy-fed, city-dwelling Antifa fit here.

$82.00
Liberty Polo
LIMITED EDITION

LIBERTY POLO

Unisex? Never. Knows what a man is and what a woman is. And it won't apologize for it.

$68.00

OUR CONSTITUTIONAL VALUES

AMERICAN MADE

Manufactured in air-conditioned workshops where the thermostat is set to the temperature Trump was at during his booking photo: cold and unbothered.

NO WOKE ZONE

We don't pander to weakness. Our shirts hold the line like Texas should. This is a safe space for common sense.

REAL SIZING

Based on constitutional proportions - not whatever they're teaching in gender studies sewing class these days.

BULK PURCHASES

Discounts available for militias, school boards, and families with more flags than cars. Because freedom loves company.

MEASURING YOUR FREEDOM

Don't trust yourself with measurements? Maybe call your mom. Or your wife. Or your gun dealer. Whoever you trust more than a CDC tape measure.

PATRIOT MEASURING

No metric units allowed. We only use freedom units (inches) like our Founding Fathers intended.

CUSTOM SIZING

Because one-size-fits-all is for communism and government healthcare. We believe in individual liberty and perfect fit.

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

If your measurements are wrong, don't worry. We'll still sell it to you because we believe in personal responsibility. And also in taking your money.

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