★ STRONG COLLARS★ SECURE SEAMS★ NO UNELECTED WRINKLES★ UNREASONABLE CONFIDENCE
DRESS FOR THE OFFICE YOU THINK YOU HOLD
Three shirts. One very loud mandate.
Designed for boardrooms, backyards, and the constitutional crisis unfolding in the HOA group chat.
ARTICLE 01
The executive order of button-downs.
Patriot Oxford
A crisp white Oxford with a collar that can survive an entire Thanksgiving explanation. Built for the man who calls a dress code government overreach, then enforces one at his barbecue.
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White Oxford, button-down collar and understated gold eagle detail.
Freedom-Fit chest allowance: room for movement and an unsolicited explanation.
Collar jurisdiction extends to the neckline. Opinions sold separately.
Red-and-navy flannel for splitting logs, splitting hairs, and explaining why the thermostat is a states’ rights issue. Rugged enough to chair the neighborhood fence committee.
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Red-and-navy plaid, long sleeves and chest pockets.
Freedom-Fit chest allowance: room for movement and an unsolicited explanation.
Collar jurisdiction extends to the neckline. Opinions sold separately.
A navy polo for the golf-course summit, the small-business ribbon cutting, and the emergency meeting about the ribbon. Three buttons. No bipartisan compromise.
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Navy short-sleeve polo with red-and-cream accents.
Freedom-Fit chest allowance: room for movement and an unsolicited explanation.
Collar jurisdiction extends to the neckline. Opinions sold separately.
Take body measurements with the tape snug, not tight. Measure your sleeve from center-back neck over the shoulder to the wrist with a slight bend in your elbow.
This report illustrates chest ease. It is not a production pattern. Your shoulders have requested individual representation.
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Can I return a shirt?
The returns committee is prepared to blame the dryer, the tape measure, and a previous administration in that order. Actual transaction and return terms are available without a subpoena.
Do you offer bulk orders?
Cabinet expansion is available one garment at a time using the collection above. The cart totals your selections. A larger number does not grant emergency spending powers.
