EST. FIVE MINUTES BEFORE YOUR TEE TIME
Dress for
the tour.
Play from
the trees.
You've played twice. One was a bachelor party. It's time to dress like the sport owes you a sponsorship.
Shop beyond your ability ↗No handicap required. We can tell.
Nowhere near par.
UNPROVENEQUIPMENT
THE PRO-ISH SHOP
Buy your way
to looking good at this.
For your first round, third lesson,
or fourth explanation of what “par” means.
All products and prices are fictional. Your sudden urge to buy plaid pants is unfortunately real.
THE ALL GEAR GUARANTEE
Your swing is a problem
for someone else.
Golf has a steep learning curve. Clothing has sleeves. We know which problem we're qualified to solve.
We believe every beginner deserves to stand on the first tee looking so expensive that witnesses assume the disaster that follows is an isolated incident.
We can't lower your score.We can raise everyone's expectations.
UNSOLICITED PRAISE FROM FICTIONAL CUSTOMERS
“The starter asked what my handicap was. I said middle management. He let me through.”BRAD, 2 ROUNDS / 14 QUARTER-ZIPS
“People actually stopped to watch me tee off. I would like to formally complain about that.”KEVIN, RECOVERING FROM THE FIRST TEE
“Finally, pants that say ‘I own this course’ while I'm being asked to leave it.”DENISE, CURRENTLY APPEALING
YOU DON'T NEED MORE LESSONS.*
You need an outfit
worth apologizing in.
Become visibly overprepared ↗*You absolutely need more lessons.