FIT(ISH)

FIT(ISH) THREADS

Premium shirts for humans who can measure... ish

Precision Fit. Assuming you don't measure like a drunk raccoon.

Our shirts are legit. High-quality fabric, stitched in real-deal Italian and American shops (with air conditioning, allegedly).

We're not slinging generic rags designed to fit the nutritional disaster that is the "average" American body. We make custom shirts that look and feel amazing—if you give us measurements that weren't taken during a panic attack with a worn-out tape.

This is high-end tailoring, not sorcery.

Warning Label

  • If your biceps measurement is based on "vibes"
  • If your neck size was eyeballed after leg day
  • If you used your neighbor's dog as reference

Don't blame us if you come out looking like a busted sausage.

Competent Measuring Tip:

We strongly suggest asking someone competent to help. Maybe call your mom. You know she misses you, and she definitely knows how to use a measuring tape better than you do.

The "Make Me a Shirt" Form (For Reckless Humans)

Your Body (As You Claim)

Shirt Customizations

Regular Collar Regular
Spread Collar Spread
Button-Down Collar Button-Down
Barrel Cuff Barrel
French Cuff French
Button Cuff Button
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Fabric Selection - Because Style Matters (Allegedly)

Italian Cotton

Premium Italian Cotton

Doesn't require an iron (if you're fancy)

Oxford Cloth

Textured Oxford

For when "business casual" means maybe pants

Royal Twill

Royal Twill

Because Netflix meetings require formality

Fit(ish) Threads: custom-made for whoever you are

fit, unfit, or full-time delusional.

Experience what it's like to wear a shirt that doesn't suck.

Measure Up. Or Don't.

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