Premium shirts for humans who can measure... ish
Our shirts are legit. High-quality fabric, stitched in real-deal Italian and American shops (with air conditioning, allegedly).
We're not slinging generic rags designed to fit the nutritional disaster that is the "average" American body. We make custom shirts that look and feel amazing—if you give us measurements that weren't taken during a panic attack with a worn-out tape.
This is high-end tailoring, not sorcery.
Warning Label
Don't blame us if you come out looking like a busted sausage.
Competent Measuring Tip:
We strongly suggest asking someone competent to help. Maybe call your mom. You know she misses you, and she definitely knows how to use a measuring tape better than you do.
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